About the FNCC

Some wines need no introduction. We are not Some Wines. We are Andrew and Simon and this is the classic boy meets wine story. Forged from the smoldering fires erupting from the boredom of middle aged Friday nights, and an infantile ignorance of a simple wine known only as "Chianti".

To adhere to the scientific method,
all Chianti's will be decanted, served at room temp and ingested orally, while reviewing the scientific method, for scientific methodology.

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Monday, February 22, 2010

A Complete Fiasco

Chianti D'aquino
2008

Trader Joes $4.99

Environment and Extraneous Variables:
Andrews house: A silky den of infamy, filled with shadowy and shameless characters. Each of them, guardians of a thousand mysteries, keepers of a million dreams and some of them, quite drunk.

Initial Impressions:
"Not as bigger fiasco as i thought" -SP
"Use it as a marinade" -AP
"I didn't say it wouldn't taste like garbage..." -TC

Descriptive terms:
Happy go lucky, blissful in its naivety,

Character Comparisons:
Sweet Willy; The happy hobo.

Overall Rating and Conclusions:
AP rating 2.0 corkscrew turns. (CST's)
SP rating 2.25 corkscrew turns. (CST's)

It tasted like weak grape juice. It should get an honorable mention for being the our first Chianti served in the the traditional "basket bottle" (called a fiasco - hence my hilarious pun). Other than that, it was shite. Thanks for bringing this little gem TC.

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